Before anyone else does it, let me adapt the old joke:
An American and Chinese businessman are talking about their respective governments.
The American says, "See, you in China don't have the liberties that we do. Why, if someone exposed an unflattering truth about the US government, they would be lauded as heroes for standing up for our rights! You can't say that about your own country."
The Chinese responds, "Not true, not true. If someone exposed unflattering truths about the US government, they would be very welcome here too!"
An American and Chinese businessman are talking about their respective governments.
The American says, "See, you in China don't have the liberties that we do. Why, if someone exposed an unflattering truth about the US government, they would be lauded as heroes for standing up for our rights! You can't say that about your own country."
The Chinese responds, "Not true, not true. If someone exposed unflattering truths about the US government, they would be very welcome here too!"